Tag Archives: Festivus
Rand Paul’s Festivus Fury: $1.6 Trillion in Government Waste That’ll Make You Spit Out Your Eggnog
Listen up, you taxpaying suckers, because while you’re scraping together bucks for last-minute Christmas gifts [...]
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Festivus Fury: Airing My 10 Grievances Against the Libs, the Swamp, and the Whole Damn Mess
Listen up, you Festivus faithful, because it’s December 23, 2025, and the aluminum pole is [...]
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Waste of the Day: Rand Paul’s “Festivus” Report Uncovers Waste of $1 Trillion+
Topline: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) released his 10th annual “Festivus” report on Dec. 23, cataloging [...]
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The Festivus Report – All $1,008,313,329,626.12 of it
by Kelly Dec. 23, affectionately known as “Festivus,” is a secular celebration that started in the [...]
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