Category Archives: Politics

They Can Empty ICE at 2 A.M. They Can’t Ask for a Birth Certificate at Noon.

The question sounds like a riddle. On March 27, in the middle of the night, [...]

They Don’t Need a Newspaper When They Have Two Hundred Phones

City Hall built a press list that does not call itself a press list. It [...]

They Printed the Brochure. He Read It Out Loud.

The socialist platform is not a rumor and it is not a vibe. It is [...]

Trump Set to Use $400 Million War Chest to Secure Republican Majority

President Donald Trump officially announced his plans to spend in the midterm elections to ensure [...]

Four Hundred Grand Was the Cover Charge

If you heard Elon Musk put $400,000 into the midterms and filed it under “nice [...]

They Lost. Then They Made Sure You Knew How Unfair That Was.

Losing an election is supposed to be the adult part of politics. You get beat, [...]

The Wrong Number Is the One Everybody’s Quoting

The generic ballot is the political equivalent of a bathroom scale after Thanksgiving. Everybody stares [...]

They Handed the Wolf a Phone Book and Called It Healing

A Milwaukee judge looked at a man charged with killing three people and asked the [...]

End of the Jews?

Michigan AG Dana Nessel Invokes Esther, Says Jews May Need to Sacrifice Their Own Future [...]

Ninety-Six Percent Is Not “Mixed.” It’s a Beatdown.

Kristen Welker told a Washington local hit that Donald Trump has had “some mixed results” [...]